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Silly Status Updates
Nameis a series of linked molecules.still wishes it was Saturday. But tomorrow will wish it were Friday.is made mostly of water.is.is taking it one day at a time. Sort of like a calendar.is not online....
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Funny thoughts of the day
Your Name Here...is tired of being treading on. It's just going in circles and I'm wheelie tired of it.is out for a run. Which is really just exhausting oneself in a futile attempt to get back where on...
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Article 16
Name:today backwards talking isis so tired, he feels like tiny, little energy-draining gnomes have tapped his body with soul-sapping straws and have consumed his essence. A nap should fix that.is...
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Article 15
Name:is impersonating a mannequin.is a sweater-vest crusader! (capes are so out of style).is having his creativity drained from that thing that shows us tv shows... you know, the tv.is itching for some...
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World of Automotive
Name:boasts an all new, smoother ride.had a manual stick shift, designed for performance.comes standard with a roomy trunk.. Now with dual exhaust.has room for up for 5 friends., only $400 a month on...
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Fun with Cereal
Name:is magically delicious.is enjoying their fun, frosted site.is looking for their lucky charms.is not small. No, no, no. Name is big. Yea, yea, yea.knows that Trix are for good times.will give you...
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Fun with Star Wars
Name:is busy with Jedi business, go back to your drinks.says size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?may not look like much, but has got it where it counts, kid!is almost there...just a couple of...
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Silly Sunday Sayings
Name:is fully utilizing internal organs for various processing activities.is a Lectus Solanum tuberosum Linnaeus. (a.k.a. couch potato)has become grand master of mediocrity, and is indifferent of this...
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Monday Madness
Name:is not happy with the new schell pecker.must have left his clothes in the water as his birthday suit is wrinkled.is a secret agent...oh crap.treats life like the game of Risk. Sadly, I only hold...
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Childhood Rhymes Gone Bad
Name:says if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.the wheels of the bus go round and round. And it's making me sick.stepped on an itsy bitsy spider. Now I need to clean my shoes.wonders if...
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Why, oh why?
Name:is done looking through the looking glass. Now to look through the beer glass!is prepared to turn and devour on zombie brains.is reminded of a simpler time: the 80's.is traveling on a cloud of...
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November Naughtiness
Name:likes to whip it. Whip it good.wants to bring it on.wants to reenact scenes from the animal kingdom.was naughty. Perhaps a spanking is in order.is like a cobra, spitting his venom when excited.has...
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My, How Odd
Name:dreamed of a brighter, cleaner world fully powered by the magic of funk!is a small cheese wheel at a wine party, being picked apart bit by bit.is a lime-coloured kitty being chased by a bottle of...
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Parliamentary Turmoil
Inspired by True Stories of the Canadian GovernmentName:is in a coalition of ineptness, taunting those in that general directionis excited about Stephane J. Duceppe's new reign of Canadais doing the...
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Facebook Secrets
Name:* is a byte in a bit in a node designated to be sold to make Mark rich.* is going on Intervention for Facebook withdrawal.* vs. Mark Z in UFC 2010 - the Geekdown!* is uploading my photo revenue...
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Bad Timing
They day just doesn't go right sometimes.Bad timing is having a heart attack during a game of charadesBad timing is being alive during the Justin Bieber eraBad timing is being late for work and running...
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Animal Lovers
The animal lover says:cat people are puuuurrrr-fectpet lovers do it doggie styleas an animal lover, Elk are very deer to melikes to drink with fish as they're always tankedas I friend of the sheep, I...
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CBSC Special
To tribute the recent stupid ruling by the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council to ban Dire Straits song Money for Nothing, here is my list of songs to nan:You• supports a ban on Honky Tonk Man, as it...
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Just Plain Cheese
Some downright cheese Facebook updates.A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, " hey, you've got a wheel stuck to the front of your pants.". The pirate replies, " argh, it's driving me...
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